Turkey’s today, in a taxi

Yehuda Rebbe, the quiet observer, steps up to the first base of my mind and corrects me before I even tell the story. “She says Turkey, and indeed we found the update on Turkey there in the taxi – but mostly we found istanbul! the true goings-on that is, via our taxi man.” Happy that he has corrected my title, he bows towards me, indicating that I should proceed with the ring-like motion of his wrist.

“Thanks, Bey Efendi (honored sir),” I reply, “Ok, now let me set the stage.”

As we exited Istanbul’s Atatürk airport to the usual chaos, I saw M. visibly (Hacıvad Bey says “viscerally”) relax, take a deep breath and smile widely. “The recognition of a set of familiarities, a comfort,” I thought, “that’s what I’m seeing in him now.” Esma the hippie puppet agreed with me – she is sensitive to these things, an avid observer of body language and subtly expressed emotions.

She, unlike the rest of the Karagöz puppet troupe, was sitting front-and-center on my left shoulder in order to witness everything possible during the return to her homeland. Besides Yehuda Rebbe, who hovered on my right shoulder, the rest of the puppets were stowed away various places throughout our baggage, curled up in the exhausted sleep of jet lag obtained before a final destination. Yes, you can take that as an “our flight was delayed and trying.”It’s a good thing those figments of my imagination don’t weigh anything, those Karagöz puppets, as we humans didn’t have the luxury of jet lag hibernation while lugging our carry on-only baggage around. I’m getting better and better at packing lighter, but have a ways to go.

But back to the taxi. As the gaggle of taxi directing men garbled away in their guttural slang, diluted only by the neon yellow of their reflective garb in the dark blue of dusk on pavement, M. shepherded us through their calls of “evala” (“there it is”) and “buyrun canım, gel gel” (come here, dear, come come”) to the tiny canary yellow taxis darting here and there in an impossible jumble. “It’s a wonder more feet aren’t lost,” I hear Kenne, the Queen of Manners mumble as she emerges from exhaustion to find a way to orchestrate an etiquette-driven arrival. “She’s right,” I noted, as I observed the non-Turks standing wide-eyed and confused as the Turks bum-rushed the taxis in their own manner.

Turning my attention away from Kenne, who was becoming more and more shrill in her awakening-the-troupe activities, I focused on Esma. “Esma,” I queried, “what’s the most interesting thing you have seen so far?” Without missing a beat, she clapped her hands to her cheeks saying “well, M’lady, it’s all the yabancı – way are there so many of them in November? I thought the foreigners only showed up in the spring and summer.” Indeed, I had noticed this as well. The combination of Istanbul’s November humidity, mud and grey cloudiness are not the most appealing – what could be there purpose? The fares aren’t even that cheap…who knows. maybe they are all aching for some sahlep or boza as it is the season for those drinks…

Before we could comment further, we were sliding across the back seat of a battered old cab, with M. greeting the taxi man with the respectful “kolay gelsin” (“may your work go well”). It’s a way to be respectful when interrupting a working person, as near as this American can tell. It is clearly an offer of respect and kindness. I immediately saw the glint of glee in M.s eyes as he began a conversation. I see these taxi man conversations of his as a pulse-taking that M. enjoys tremendously whenever he returns. Now that my Turkish (or rather still “Turklish”) is a tiny bit better and I can catch more bits of the conversation. M.’s conversations with his taxi men always begin with mutual complaining about the insane traffic present in Istanbul pretty much most hours of the day – not surprising given the massive population growth over the 29 years or so that M. has lived away. The city that was home to 7 million people then is home to 17 million now, so the traffic problem is no surprise. M. speaks lovingly about the days of the dolmuş or shared minibus – that still exist, but not as much. Clearly, this driver shares M.s nostalgia. We learn that his twin sons have just returned from army duty (lucky family) and that he supported the Gezi parkı movement. He is no fan of the başbakan (prime minister). Soon we are hurtling down the hills of Şişli towards Fulya and the home of G., our abla (big sister, but it’s a bit old fashioned and maybe m. Is older than she – but she’s mine for sure.

Our stay is fleeting – less than 24 hours sees us back in a taxi on the way to Kibris for a long delayed and much needed vacation despite my swollen liver and pain from each bump in the road. Distraction being 9/10ths of survival for me these days, I begin my usual observation of M.’s latest taxi man téte-a-téte. The latest traffic-related innovation, we learned from this veteran driver, is a radio station just for taxi drivers. Traffic data is sourced by taxi drivers themselves, a brilliant use of crowdsourcing. Indeed, our driver called in a total of three times during the hour and a half it took us to get home through miserable gridlock – despite use of illegal back roads (constructions sites by newly built canals).

At one point, M. translated a particularly saddening call from a driver on one of the Bosphorus bridges that connect the Asian and European sides – “my God,” he said, “it’s unbelievable, there is a man who has stopped his car in the middle of the bridge who is walking around with a broken bottle, yelling and screaming as he begs The Lord to give him the strength to kill himself.” I wondered whether we would get an update on the man – but the announcer was on to traffic reporting at breakneck pace…”

My mind wandered off to an event years ago in a Bronx arraignments cell, where a new legal client was threatening to cut his carotid artery with a sliver of plexiglass. It was 2 am and I was the lucky social worker on duty sent in to handle it as best I could until the medics arrived with a Haldol injection. I’m well-trained doing suicide interventions with distraught prisoners, but I doubt I would have been any use with a translator on that bridge had I been there. “Life is difficult here,” I surmised, “the traffic is maddening – it might drive someone to that. Along with the blindingly obvious inequality and poor living conditions of many. But just as the radio announcer moved on to the latest traffic report, so too did the conversation turn to happy family matters, where to find good sahlep and so on.

And as we exited the taxi, we moved on towards our hopes for a happy vacation that will hopefully be as pain free as possible for me. And so the world turns, and there you have it,today’s Turkey in a taxi. Given this state of affairs, I pinned a nazar boncuğu (evil eye amulet) to my vest, and hopped on the plane…wondering what the Cypriot taxis will bring!


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4 Responses to Turkey’s today, in a taxi

  1. Alan says:

    . . ever the best and most reliable source of opinionated news/info the world over – and good for getting you to your destination as long as you know the way! Happy, restful hols.

  2. Jack Scott says:

    The last time we got in an Istanbul taxi (from Ataturk Airport to the city), our driver stopped the car in the middle of the highway and ran towards the Byzantine walls to relieve himself. It was surreal. Have a safe trip to Kibris.

  3. lizcameron says:

    Oi! That IS quite a surreal story – yet I can totally imagine it! There should be a short story compendium of Ist airport-city stories!!!!!

  4. lizcameron says:

    A good assessment indeed & thanks!!!

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